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Toya Is Sordid Boots

Quad thinks Toya wins the "Grand Dragon" prize, but wants Kari to know this isn't the Academy Awards.

By Quad Webb

Defuse the situation, you've gone too far

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Do these ladies not know that I'm the captain of my own ship? I move to the beat of my own drum. I don't need a band or a hype man, nor I'm I a hype man. Girl please I been high stepping! #myownwomen

Now, I know y'all wanted to paint me as the villain, but honey I'm here to tell you. These girls take the cake and not the sheet creation Kari bought for a formal occasion. #Publix #Kroger #Sam'sClub #Costco

Mirror, mirror on the wall! Dr. Simone, this episode is a reflection and clear visual illustration of your contradictory actions which is the direct opposite of what you've advised others. #confusedconfessionals Your behavior, going between Kari, Toya, and Mariah stirring the pot, trying to get Mariah's guest riled up by telling them they should say something to her about being late and having them waiting. Hmmmmmm, one may consider this appalling, pathetic, and unbecoming of a lady.

But no judgment here. . .

Kari it's just a NO for you:

NO this not the Academy Awards.
NO need for crocodile tears of oblivion.
NO. . .Yes you did need an event planner.
NO to your formal dress
NO to you classifying the Old Hollywood Glamour event as formal, it was more like a luau minus the swimwear.
NO to your unfair actions putting Mariah out of the party and not Toya.
NO to Dr. Duncan for comforting you by preying on the downfall of Mariah's marriage, stating that Mariah's life was ruined and Aydin is going to divorce her.

In my mother's over-the-shoulder church pew voice "they're still married," and that's a guarantee #Quadcertified #notarypublic

Now, for the moment we've all been waiting for: the Grand Dragon prize goes to Toya Bush Harris. I don't want to name call but you are SORDID BOOTS up to your eyes in feces!

You have made so many left turns to dead end streets with less then a quarter tank of gas left. The flicker in your flame has burned out! You lack character, integrity, moral fiber, and sophistication. Lucy said it best, "You was terrible, you was awful." How could you share Mariah's most endearing intimate details of her family??? As I said before kids should be off limits. Do you really hate Mariah that much that you would sacrifice her child? I'm done. . .Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner has been served. Kitchen Closed.

Mariah you have a beautiful family of love and that's all that matters! You are a strong woman and we will get through this together. I'm one phone call away.

All this goody two shoes advisce on behavior and etiquette uh, I'm sick of it! Mrs. Quad is not perfect but she is cute and is a work in progress. Ladies please walk in you own truths. Until we meet again I will leave you with this music medication:

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