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Which Celebrity Has the Best Housewives Tagline of All Time?

Naomi Campbell, Eva Longoria, Kristen Wiig and more tried to describe themselves in one line.

Celebrities Reveal Their Housewives Taglines

Regular viewers of Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen may notice a frequently asked question in the Bravo Clubhouse, as Andy Cohen challenges celebrities to come up with their own Real Housewives-style tagline to describe themselves in one succinct (and often snarky) line.

Some celebrity guests have taken the opportunity to poke fun at themselves, like when Rachel Dratch said her tagline would be: "They're real, and they're sagging." Others used it as a time to pump up the qualities they want others to know about, like when race car driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. revealed that his tagline would be, "I might have a fast car, but everything else, I do take my time."

And some saw it as a chance to highlight some time-honored philosophies with a twist, as when Insecure creator and star Issa Rae said, "What goes up, must come down — and I'm a down ass bitch," and Eva Longoria advised, "Money doesn't make you happy — wine does." Kristen Wiig, Pink, and Paula Abdul also made us laugh out loud with their picks.

Not to pick favorites or anything, but let's just say that supermodel Naomi Campbell might have gotten the biggest laugh from Andy of all time for her tagline, which has to be seen. Check out a collection of some of the best in the video above.


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