Patti Stanger Has Her Own Weiner

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger preaches "no sex until monogamy," but the raven-haired entrepreneur sure enjoys cozying up to a duo of steamy buns and wieners. (Get your minds out of the gutter!) L.A. Eater reports that the Bravoleb has created a hot dog combo she named after herself at the Papaya King frankfurter stand in Hollywood. Like Patti herself, Papaya King is a transplanted East Coaster making a big splash in the City of Angels -- but Papaya King's prices are quite a bit lower than Patti's. 

Ordering the Patti Stanger Combo will get you two gluten-free chili dogs topped with onions, mustard, sauerkraut, and chili, wrapped in butter lettuce and served with a medium drink, a bargain at $4. Ever the gifted promoter, Patti's managed to get a billboard on Hollywood Boulevard advertising the special.

Maybe she'll take her pal Perez Hilton to the wiener dispensary (that's a technical term) for a couple Patti Stanger Combos and advice. Coming up on this season of The Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti fixes up the formerly acid-tongued gossip blogger, who's sporting a new look and new attitude, having finally decided that even though it's cheesy, he deserves and is worthy of love. Aww!  

Which other Bravolebs should have their own hot dog specials -- and what should be on the dogs? Leave a comment or start a Tweet Battle! (Keep it clean!)