The second half of The Real Housewives of Dallas ladies' trip to Beaver Creek included a very fierce battle for the ultimate title: Queen of RHOD. This all started after Brandi Redmond overheard LeeAnne Locken and D'Andra Simmons going heel to heel over who reigns supreme in their group of friends. From the sounds of it, it was a pretty serious showdown. So naturally, Brandi thought the best way to settle this debate would be to conduct a pageant. Of course, that resulted in either the best — or at least most interesting — talent competition in pageant history (above).
While D'Andra ended up taking home the crown for that k-cup clench, this got us thinking: what if there was a pageant between all the Dallas Housewives? Who would win? Would Stephanie Hollman's talent involve popping out of cakes? Would Brandi cheer? Kameron Westcott can rock a sparkle and no one can wear a swimsuit like Cary Deuber ... or more like ditch her swimsuit. (Naked hot-tubbing anyone?)
How does one decide?! Well, this is where you come in. Vote for who you think is the real queen of Dallas below and be sure to tune into The Real Housewives of Dallas every Wednesday at 9/8c.