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Vanderpump Rules-Themed Baby Gifts New Parents Need For Their "Poo Poo Heads"

These onesies are perfect for anyone with a brand new #1 guy in their group.

By Sophy Ziss

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If you grew up with the cast of Vanderpump Rules, it's likely that some of the most stand-out quotes from the past 11 seasons are permanently replaying in your mind. It may also be likely that you or your friends are embracing parenthood, just as we've watched the cast do lately. The best way to combine the joy of having babies with meme-worthy moments from one of your favorite shows? By putting Vanderpump Rules quotes on baby onesies. Not only are they adorable, but they also make the perfect gift for current (and future) Bravo fans.

The themed onesies feature two lines from different points in the show's history. One honors a scene that longtime fans will definitely remember: The time in Season 4, Episode 16 when Jax Taylor asserted his status as the "number one f-cking guy in this group" to Tom Sandoval. The infamous moment has since become a running joke on and off the series, with Andy Cohen cheekily asking James Kennedy if he was the number one guy in the group ahead of the Season 10 reunion. Another example? Jax himself wearing a "#1 guy in this group" hoodie during The Valley cast's trip to Big Bear.

Obviously, a new baby will adorably assume the role of the group's top dog. So you can let your besties know how you feel about their little one — or let your own tot's playgroup buddies know who's boss — with this onesie. Also, you can coordinate with them by rocking similar merch for yourself.

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Of course, the second moment that inspired a onesie had to be "Poo poo heads." That's a more recent quote. It came from a heated moment during the Season 10 finale, in which James referred to two cast members as "poo poo heads" for having a clandestine relationship. Of course, "poo poo head" is an apt description of a baby, which means we couldn't resist putting it on something for one.

The comfortable baby onesies feature handspun cotton and three snaps at the bottom. They can be machine washed on the gentle cycle, and we recommend hanging them dry to maximize their lifespan.

If parenthood has you, or your new-parent bestie, mentally in the back alley of SUR, we can't think of a better way to show it than with these.

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