Here is a story that could probably only come from from the mouth of Kim Kardashian, because... well — here you go.
Kim appeared on Busy Philipps' show Busy Tonight, and offered the backstory on how she and Busy became friends online. But it wasn't quite as simple as, "She slid into my DMs and now we're besties." Because Kim.
So here it is: "OK, so the story I’m going to tell you is crazy, but, you know, here it goes," Kim began. "I heard on social media that Busy really wanted my heart fragrance. Um, it was my little Kimoji hearts, and the press boxes were these big chocolate hearts that I was delivering to everyone, and you, you know, take a hammer and open it and smash it, and there’s all this candy that comes out and the perfume is inside."
"So I get, I see a tweet from Busy asking for one of the hearts, but I didn’t have any more so I didn’t know what to do," Kim recalled. "So I call Kylie and I tell her ‘I need your chocolate heart, it’s an emergency.’ And she said, ‘Oh my god, I’m eating it right now.’ So Kendall was out of the country traveling. I think she was in London, maybe Dubai, China … it was London, she was in London."
"So I called my mom and I asked her where Kendall’s heart was, and she said that she thinks it’s still in Kendall’s house, waiting for her to come home. So I text Kendall and said, ‘Babe, I need your chocolate heart so I’m going to have someone break into your house and get it," Kim explained. "So I called my mom’s boyfriend, Corey, to ask him if he can break into Kendall’s house and he said, ‘Yes.’ Kendall’s house was under construction and really hard to get into. I had him drive over there, break into Kendall’s house, steal her candy chocolate heart with the fragrance inside, deliver it to Busy, and that’s how she got her chocolate heart… It’s a true story. When I told you that story that was real, I was stressing, because I really wanted you to have one.”
That all sounds about right.
You can watch Kim tell it here:
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