Maybe you thought Cameran Eubanks' baby-shower cake was, well, sort of gross. And maybe you blushed at the sight of Amy Schumer's similarly — let's just say it — vaginal dessert. But reader, trust us: You haven't seen anything yet.
On the occasion of her April 9 bachelorette party, LeeAnne Locken was presented with the most garishly X-rated cake we've ever seen (and ever hope to see.) Ahead of her April 27 wedding date, The Real Housewives of Dallas bride-to-be celebrated at a raunchy affair with a few friends, some drag queens, and a cake that represented anatomy in no uncertain terms.
Keep scrolling to see the confection in question — but, um, maybe not if you're at work.
The sparkler-lit procession was a nice touch, too:
No one can say LeeAnne's friends don't know a little well-timed raunch. We just hope the cake was a little bit more delicious than it looked.
And in the meantime, keep scrolling to see a few decidedly sweeter gateaux:
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