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Fellow Aussie Tabatha Coffey Dishes on the #RHOMelbourne Season Premiere

Before her return to Bravo with new show Relative Success, Tabatha weighs in on the #RHOMelbourne drama - in classic Tabatha form. And she wants to host the Reunion?!

By Tabatha Coffey
On Season 3 of The Real Housewives of Melbourne

Hi everyone! I am Tabatha Coffey and you all know I don't hold back on my opinions! You may also know I am an Aussie, but you may not know my secret obsession is The Real Housewives of Melbourne. I not only love to see the drama and hear my accent, but I also have a burning desire to host their Reunion show. Why may you ask? Simple, I need to know what I need to know.

New 'Wife Susie McLean Knows Lydia Schiavello Really Well...

First things first, is it just me or do we all want to join Chyka's "book club?" A bottle of bubbles, a nice spread and a little girl time sounds like a good time had by all.

Oh, and by the way, "your skin looks fabulous have you had work?" WOW, way to stop talking about you Lydia and deflect the conversation from your alleged affair. But as you said two rights don't make a...

I love Susie and can't wait to get to know her more. She seems like a straight shooter. She was gracious to invite all the ladies to her house for a baking day, but it totally turned into a s**t show and fast. I think it was Lydia that caused the majority of the issues. First, she has her issue with Janet and then she totally stirred the pot by telling Gamble what Pettifleur had said. It disappointed me and said a lot about her character; she knows both these women, she is supposed to be their "friend." To me, she doesn't seem loyal to anyone. I think if Gamble and Pettifleur sat down and hashed it out privately they may find some common ground. They are grown women and don't need a mediator.

Just Listen To Me,

I was gobsmacked by how they behaved in Susie's house, and can't wait to see what happens next. Oh and BTW Gina, if you read this, PLEASE send a girl a bottle of your new fragrance. Who doesn't want to combine the ultimate drag queen and woman!? Fearless, woody, smokey, warm, exotic, with a bit of hairspray thrown in for good measure. You are my kind of Sheila: strong, smart, honest and a go-getter. I can't wait to see what happens next!!

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