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Yes Ma’am, You Need This Merch Inspired by the Real Housewives of Potomac

Not today, ankles! Yes today, shopping for The Real Housewives of Potomac merch that Bravo fans want most.

By Sophy Ziss

How to Watch

Watch The Real Housewives of Potomac on Bravo on Sunday, October 6 at 8/7c and next day on  Peacock. Catch up on the Bravo app

Since its premiere in 2016, The Real Housewives of Potomac has let viewers in on the goings-on in Potomac, Maryland, a fabulous and exclusive community known for its real estate, natural beauty, and reality TV drama.

Season 8 kicked off in September, and has been on quite the roll. Cast members Gizelle Bryant, Ashley Darby, Robyn Dixon, Karen Huger, Candiace Dillard Bassett, Dr. Wendy Osefo, and Mia Thornton all returned from Season 7. Some, like Ashley, are navigating exciting new chapters in their lives while others find themselves confronting the same rumors time and time again.

Plus, Season 8 welcomed newcomer Nneka Ihim, who isn't afraid to shake things up. It's can't-miss television, and RHOP fans know it. What else do they know? Some of the series' iconic catchphrases. Even as one of the newer Real Housewives franchises, RHOP has delivered on countless memorable moments that have entered the Bravo lexicon hall of fame.

"Not today, Satan; not today, neck, not today, ankles," anyone? The "Go count some letters and some numbers..." confessional? The expert simplicity of "No ma'am?" Okay, maybe those are all just pearls of wisdom from Candiace. But still. Merch-worthy. By the way, if you're looking to take a trip down memory lane and relive some of Candiace's most iconic clapbacks, check out the video at the top of this page. Whether she's on a group trip, seated at a dinner table, or speaking the truth during an interview, she's always ready to toss out a one-liner.

Perhaps you and your bestie are reasonably shady together, just like Gizelle and Robyn, otherwise known as the Green-Eyed Bandits. Whether you lean more reasonable or more shady, there's sure to be something for you here. 

Related: Get the Backstory: Gizelle Bryant and Robyn Dixon's Entire Friendship Timeline

The full cast of RHOP wearing gowns in a garden of cherry blossoms.

Enter: This list of RHOP-themed merch, plus a little extra Housewives-themed merch in general if you're reading this article as a fan who doesn't play favorites. There are comfy tees, a perfect baseball cap, wine glasses, mugs, daily accessories and more, including a plush blanket to curl up underneath when marathoning episodes.

No, ma'am, you don't want to miss out on this chance to treat yourself to merch inspired by RHOPScroll on to shop the clothes and home goods that help celebrate your favorite franchise. Or, as Candiace might put it, yes today, self-gifts! You deserve them! And Potomac will remember you for it.

Shop The Real Housewives of Potomac merch

New episodes of The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 8 air Sundays at 8/7c on Bravo. Catch up on every previous season of RHOP and more on Peacock.

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