Get the pinot ready—tell us your favorite star's show opener.

Mar 13 - The Dish

New season, new taglines!

The Real Housewives of New York are back and better than ever. And with a new season brings a bunch of new tag lines.

But we want to hear from you: who do you think has the best (or straight-up shadiest) tagline this season? Check them out below and then sound off in our poll. And if you missed the premiere episode, watch it below.

Kristen Taekman
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but I'm pretty!

Heather Thomson
A true New Yorker never backs down. And I'm no exception. Holla!

Aviva Drescher
When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg.

Carole Radziwill
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.

Ramona Singer
Get the pinot ready because it's Turtle Time.

Sonja Morgan
Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?