In this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, fans got their first glimpse at Joe and Melissa Gorga's sweet new Jersey Shore crib. It's got everything you need for maximum Shore pleasure: A pool, a grill, a sweet kitchen, and we've got the exclusive inside tour of it.
Mel and Joe take us through with their own little guided tour, and while Melissa approaches things more like a realtor would -- explaining the room and decor aspects of it, Joe's one-track mind makes things a little more R-rated. Example? She explains the house is great for parties and relaxing. He says it's perfect for "a lot of sex." As they bounce from room to room, Joe always makes things a little naughty, including one uncomfortable exchange where he probably takes things a little too far with his verbs.
All things considered, it's a nice little house, but far from the over-the-top mansions you've become accustomed to in the world of the 'Wives. Like they said, it's a great little party -- or sex -- house.
Where would you most like to spend a wild evening with Joe and Melissa? Comment it up, and make sure to listen to Melissa's new song "Rockstar."