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Hip-Hop Teddy Bear Gets It Right
Ep 2: Rachel admits to wearing track-suits, and is proud that she brought in the "good" client this time.
Jan 17HIP-HOP FRANKENSTIEN
Boy, oh boy, was this week a hoot! We had quite the pair of millionaires.
I however, this time, had the good one with my Hip-Hop Jew straight out of Queens, Steve Lobel. Now, I just have to state for the record that I too love Run DMC and Adidas and even I wore a track suit, but wall-to-wall, head-to-toe 24/7 Adidas? Oy vey yo!
Cutting to the chase, Steve picked the amazing Jessica, who let me tell you, is stunning and a sweetheart. The DJ and dinner date was not only fun, but romantic, showing that oh-so-cuddly-fuzzy side of “Tough Teddy.” The icing on the cake, or should I say the sugar on the stick, was when he brought out the industrial cotton candy machine and not only swirled tongues, but dessert!
Touching on Dr. Franken-creepen-stein, wow, I mean, just. . .wow. I’m throwing in an ew, ick, and I threw up a little too. I think Valerie wins the Millionaires Club award for being on the creepiest, dirtiest date in Millionaires Club history. Nothing says, “You might want to check out the basement” more than a bug-eyed plastic surgeon, ass cake, and a girl who has more plastic than a Tupperware party! Valerie is going to need some serious therapy from this.
Well, it was joyous week nonetheless, and at least Steve was triumphant. Dr. Alex von Gross-Me-Out, good luck to you, and stay classy.
OMG i just saw this episode today. I was so happy for Jessica! Steve is outstanding If and when they get married they should invite MM to the wedding and film it! He (Steve) made me want to give love another try.
ick is right
I adore you and your Hubbie.
You did good Rachel...my husband was passing through the den ( he always claims never to watch Bravos shows) when he stated.. Holy cow look at their new looks..referring to your hubby and your new look! You guys were great and funny! I'm glad Patty was up front with the British mom! Teaches all moms a lesson!
@DMKmamps. My husband is exactly the same yet right away said ' that's what I call a successful makeover, bet they get their own show'! He also had some Gems to say about Tamra Barney that wouldn't make it past the editors! Sure you don't watch Bravo shows honey.....
Rachel.. First you are absolutely stunning.. You and Destin are made for each other.and your son is a cutie pie.
Steve and Jessica.. OMG.. Just a Kismet Match.. If they don't get married I would be so surprised. Just decent people who care about family and friends. They both came across just perfectly. You lucked out with them, huh? I bet D was exhausted with his slimeball... While you sailed through.. Both ( R and D ) of your blogs are funny. You both make me believe in love again. Thank you.. Trudy
I love you and Destin so much! While I'm entertained and learned so much about my own dating mishaps(Patty is genius!) I always waited to see what great outfits you guys were rocking! As both an independent designer and a long time Goth, it was great two see two still rocking the lifestyle. I totally understand people grow on their path through life, but you commenting on sometimes wearing track suits gave me the "in" to comment on this! If it was your decision to tame your style so be it, but if anyone else, ie Bravo, producers, etc, were responsible, know that I'm sure I'm not the only one who loved your amazing outfits! Much love to you all! I'm a stage four cancer patient and your "company" is always looked forward to!!
just saw jessica on baggage and knew I knew her from somewhere else,yep....your show
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