Cast Blog: #MATCHMAKER

Rippling Biceps on Dates?

Making a Match: Crashing Chilli's Date!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Patti Turns NeNe's Bridesmaids to Brides

A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Just Robin Being Robin

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

Skeet Shooting is a Bad Date Idea

Let the Man Be the Man on a Date

Irv's Nerve

Patti's Favorite Episode

Rippling Biceps on Dates?

Ep 3: Rachel explains how she and Destin have updated their look... but knows that looks aren't everything.

JIM SQUARED

Yes, the vampire couple has embraced the almighty and powerful sun! Correction: the fake sun that we call Spray Tan.  We are not advocates of basting, skin cancer, and skin looking like old leather handbags.  Destin was a trooper, however, by entering the dark and mysterious “Tan Tent of Doom” and achieving that nice Oompa Loompa glow.  I bet he sure is going to miss sparkling though.

This week we decided to make things really difficult by bringing in two millionaires named Jim.  Not only did we have Jim squared, but they both liked Charlize Theron; wacky times at the Millionaires Office!  Jimmy was, of course, mine, because I tend to like guys with twelve-pack abs.  Doesn’t every girl?  Jimmy was quite typical as a run-of-the-mill client, in that he wasn’t too bad looking, mild mannered, and had some sort of neurosis. All must be perfect and in its place. Would you expect any less from a man built like Atlas?

It came down to Mindy and Nasia: one blonde who can have a boob-off with Jimmy, the other a broken-English speaking hot brunette with a name that requires an antacid.  He should have listened and picked the sweet Sonya. Ah well, such is life.

The date with Nasia, was, well, nauseous.  Where does it say skydiving is great for a first date?!  We girls get all dolled up for you gents and get to jump into a wind tunnel? I don’t’ think so!  The dinner was nice and romantic, however, at the fabulous Beso, but no rippling biceps in the world could make those two connect.

Auf Wiedersehen Fräulein Nasia! Hope you find love amongst your shoe collection and cutlery sword fighting.  Jimmy, I guess you’ll just have to stick to watching cactus grow, lining up your pantry, and your abs.

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