The Real Housewives of New York City are officially back and living it up in their 10th (!!!) season. We’ve already heard all the ‘Wives new taglines, including Tinsley Mortimer’s instant classic, “C’mon. Why would I cook when I can order room service?” but what about their pets? As already noted by our crackerjack dog journalists, every single lady on RHONY has at least one pet … and don’t they deserve their own iconic catchphrases?
Here, we imagine what each pet would say (should he or she be the one twirling and posing in a red or black ball gown in the opening credits).
Biggie: My namesake may have said, “Mo’ money, mo’ problems.” But I couldn’t disagree more.
Smallz: I don’t care about east coast-west coast beef… I only care that it’s grain-free.
Bambi: Remember when Bambi learned how to walk? Watch this Bambi learn how to werk.
Coco: My name may sound sugary-sweet, but never forget that some chocolate is dark.
Aston: Think of me just like the car: I’m sleek, I’m fast, and most of all, I’m iconic.
Lucy: If you see this Lucy in the sky with diamonds, it’s because I’m flying first class, wearing a princess cut collar.
Carole Radziwill is a hardcore cat lover with a custom closet for her kitties ... but she also has two dogs. Baby the dog (who she shares) and Margaret, who we think is still living out in Los Angeles. Cameo on Beverly Hills, perhaps?
Baby: Don’t judge me for having three parents; be jealous that I get three times the treats.
Baby Belle: Nobody puts Baby in the corner… unless it's in the closet.
Baby Blue: There may be three babies in this house, but I am definitely no triplet.
Margaret: I may not be called Baby, but … wait, why aren’t I called Baby? Does she not like me as much?
Marley: If you thought that other dog named Marley made you cry … just wait ‘til you smell my farts.
Rouge: Voulez vouz marche avec moi, ce soir?
Tigre: I may technically be a cat, but there’s a reason my name is Tigre.
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