9 Indisputable Facts About Every Single Person Who Has a Yorkshire Terrier

9 Indisputable Facts About Every Single Person Who Has a Yorkshire Terrier

Heads up, Yorkie fans: These are your truths!

By Kristyn Pomranz

Yorkshire terriers are currently the #9 most popular dog in the U.S. which means they must be doing something right. They’re known for their tenacity, their courage, and their confidence, and just as all dog breeds have their consistent traits, so do their humans. So if you own a Yorkie (or know someone who does), here is your personality in a nutshell:

You splurge for the good seats.

It’s not like you shell out tons of cash for every event you attend, but if you’re going to go see, say, Beyoncé, you are not about to settle for the nosebleeds—even if the floor seats cost you a month’s rent.

You’ve got a thing for fart jokes.

You don’t want to enjoy scatological humor but you just can’t help yourself: Someone makes a fart or poo joke and you just bust out laughing.

You’ve definitely gotten in trouble with your boss.

Listen, you’re a great employee and you do good work. But sometimes you reach the end of your rope—and wind up in the proverbial professional hot seat.

You are no stranger to the phrase “Me time.”

You have a solid social life but you also have no problem flipping the switch and saying, “Nope! I’m taking the night off. Gonna stay in, catch up on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and snuggle with my dog. Bye!”

…but if your friend protests, you’re there in an instant.

Because the only thing that’s even more important than your “me time” is a friend in need.

You love ice cream.

You take your health seriously—you eat well, you work out, you count your steps—but partially because you are definitely going to eat Rocky Road ice cream at the end of the day.

You’re not scared of spiders.

You’re that person who takes one look at the spider, shrugs, reaches for a Kleenex, squishes it, flushes it in the toilet and continues on as if nothing has happened.

You killed your SATs.

Everyone thought you would do fine, but nobody expected those numbers. Oh, and you didn’t even study. * brushes shoulders off *

Your hugs are serious.

You don’t give out hugs all that often, but when you do, they’re the best in town: Big, tight, radiating energy, and conveying a meaningful affection.

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