Polo player + Elvis + Charlie Brown + Flock of Seagulls = Jonathan
Jonathan's totally into it, but we can't blame Mountaha for catching some shuteye. It must be hard for her to keep her eyes peeled with all that heavy shadow...
Here Sandhurst demonstrates a crotch shot. (And how to look ridiculous in a bedazzled eye patch.)
The "affected" friends you don't introduce to Mom.
America: The Land of the Unamused and Slightly Washed Out
What do Jonathan's eyes say? "Been in this position before..."
Salome, Jordan, and Mountaha get topless and tangled!