At the start of each season of Summer House, we never know who's going to be hooking up. We mean, everyone in the house is so drop-dead gorgeous, we don't know how any of these roommates decide who to lock lips with first.
We've been following Hannah Berner's romantic exploits especially closely this season. The Summer House roommate is dating and isn't exclusive with anyone, although in Monday night's episode, she seemed to be smitten with a guy named Dave she's been seeing.
But perhaps Hannah should look no further than her very own Hamptons housemates for some lovin'. During a round of Shag, Marry, Kill at the live taping of her podcast Berning In Hell at Carolines on Broadway in New York City on April 16, Hannah imagined what it would be like to date Carl Radke, Jordan Verroi, or Kyle Cooke — while they were standing onstage with her, no less.
"Carl says he likes really sweaty sex. I get sweaty. I feel like we would just drown in sweat. I feel like Jordan could help me, I feel like we emotionally connect because we're both driven, and you could hep me with my outfits. And you're very inspirational," Hannah explained, before noting Kyle's passion for partying (maybe a little bit too hard sometimes).
And then it came time for Hannah to finally reveal who she would shag, marry, and kill from this trio. Hannah said she would shag Carl "because all of you guys want me to," kill Kyle because he's had a lot of expenses lately (investing in a new beverage company called Loverboy and putting a down payment on a new apartment with fiancée Amanda Batula), and marry Jordan.
"Jordan and I go way back," Hannah gushed. "Jordan got me my first job at Betches."
The whole Summer House crew came out to support Hannah at her live show, which also featured interviews with Carl, as well as Martinis & Murder co-host Daryn Carp and radio host Taylor Strecker. Amanda, Lindsay Hubbard, Danielle Olivera, and Paige DeSorbo all cheered Hannah on from the audience.
— Reporting by Donald Adler
The Summer House squad's Christmas in July party is about to get even icier in an all-new episode Monday at 10/9c. Check out a sneak peek, below.