Just Be Glad the Grossest Below Deck Med Moment Ever Didn't Make It to Air
It was somehow even grosser than that charter guest throwing up in Below Deck Season 4.
Below Deck Mediterranean Season 4 had no shortage of cringe. From Mila Kolomeitseva's nachos to that time that charter guest threw up all over the yacht to pretty much everything Aesha Scott said, we get a little sick just thinking about it all.
However, we actually didn't get to see the absolute grossest moment of the season. But fortunately (or perhaps unfortunately?) for us, Jack Stirrup and Travis Michalzik recounted the incident in the Below Deck Mediterranean Season 4 After Show, which you can check out, above.
And well, it involved Jack not making it to the bathroom for a certain bodily function. "I haven't pissed the bed since I was about 3 years old, so I don't know why I decided to start again at 28," Jack said. "I pissed it a couple of times."
Yes, Jack wet the bed this season of Below Deck Med, which he didn't realize until after he actually hopped out of his bunk. "I remember waking up in the morning and jumping off the bunk and me feet are wet, and I'm naked standing," he recalled. "And I'm thinking, 'F--kin' hell,' walking around, 'Why have I got me dick out?' Didn't get laid last night, and it's wet on the floor, but I still couldn't fit the puzzles together."
Jack attributed it to sleep deprivation, as well as "you're just drunk all the time." Makes sense.
Luckily, Jack's roommate Travis was able to stay dry. "You should be glad I didn't piss on you, you're on the bottom bunk," Jack said to his fellow deckhand during the Below Deck Med After Show.
Now you know!
Find out more secrets of Season 4 by checking out all of the Below Deck Med After Show, above. Watch all of Season 4 of Below Deck Med here.