The Housewives are dramatic, outspoken, and emotional in their normal state. Add alcohol into the equation, and everything intensifies. Everything also becomes much funnier. The best, though, is when a 'Wife who usually handles her liquor rather well lets loose for the night. Here is a compilation of the best drunken Housewives moments out there.
1. Luann's free fallin'
This progression of events is the gift that keeps on giving. Luann
goes from slurred words, to shakin' her booty, to the ultimate drunken defeat: falling into the bushes. And then moments later, she falls again!
2. Heather 'Fancy Pants' Dubrow puts on her party pants
Apparently there is
a limit to how much champs Heather
3. Melissa Gorga's the only one drunk at dinner
"Leave her alone, she's drunk" -Joe Gorga
4. Lisa and Joanna down a bottle (or two), and turn into sex experts
Girls hanging with a bottle of wine turns into Girls Gone Wild
when the singular bottle turns into three. Is that lucky or unfortunate for Roman?
5. Drunk Brandi channels her Cowboy cheerleader days
And she sticks the landing!
6. Sonja loses another tooth
“It’s not a party unless Sonja looses a tooth, and I pee my pants and my boob comes out.” –Bethenny Frankel
7. Beverly Hills Housewives turned into gynmasts
Oh the irony that adult drinks end up bringing out the inner child.
8. Vicki peed on Tamra's bed
Following a long night whooping it up for Tamra's
bachelorette party in Mexico, Vicki
may have, uh, leaked.
9. This pretty much sums it up
The OG OC squad puts it best by saying, "Oh, the joys of alcohol."