Normally, Commenting on Your Coworker’s Privates Is Not OK

We’re guessing this incident took place before Below Deck Mediterranean’s deckhand Jack Stirrup and stewardess Aesha Scott hooked up? If not, we’ve gotta say, weird.

The two appear to have fun with um, a trip to the bathroom for Jack, when he leaves the door open both literally – and figuratively – for Aesha to ask, “Are you holding your willy right now?”

Why yes, yes, he is, Aesha.

So, she does what most people would do (would they?) and takes a good look. It was the first time she, well, saw it.

“Oh, you’ve got a nice willy,” she tells him.

Great. Thanks.

As Jack puts it, it was far from romantic.

“There’s nothing romantic, nothing Shakespeare would have written into any of his plays,” he laughs.

Then Aesha’s mom weighs in — through Aesha.

“I can just picture him as this kind of guy who would have a skinny, snakey penis,” Aesha says quoting her mom.

Aesha weighs in with her final thoughts.

“Oh, no, no, I’ve seen it, it’s not skinny, it’s got good girth,” she says, adding, “I was very impressed with it. When someone has girthy schlong when they’re flaccid, it’s a nice surprise.”

OK for the Below Deck Med crew. Don’t try this at a normal job, folks.