Because We Just Can't Quit Beer Pong! 6 Tables That Will Keep the Game Alive
Let's face it: Beer pong is the drinking game that keeps on giving...well into your adult years.
Nothing starts a party faster than a little friendly competition…and a little friendly binge drinking. But it's time to stop living like a college student and more like a Grown Ass Adult…who owns a pretty-looking beer pong table. (If it sounds like an oxymoron, does it make it an oxymoron?)
Even if your beer pong table is relegated to your unfinished basement—no judgements here! Spills are way easier on cement floors—your pong table doesn’t have to match the decor. Pick one of these beauties because beer-stained tables just aren’t cute anymore.
1. Pure Gold Leaf Table
All that glitters is gold, which is why we love this gilded vinyl-covered pong table from Zazzle. The frame is made from sturdy aluminum and folds in half so you can easily carry it from party to park to home without fear of breaks or tears. Even more, the legs are adjustable so you can change the height of the table—we’re sure it’s “easier” to play on shorter legs after a few rounds. Who knows? And, it’s only 11 pounds, so moving it around is super easy, and you’ll become the number one party guest in no time.
2. Universe Clouds Beer Pong Table
This table does double duty: 1) It’s pretty to look at and 2) the galactic pattern might just distract your opponent enough for you to beat them. (If they aren’t already distracted enough by the luke-warm beer they’re sipping.) Like the gold leaf table before it, this pong table can be folded in half for easy carrying, weighs only 11 pounds, and is made from durable aluminum with a vinyl cover for easy clean up.
3. Mini Vintage Brown Wooden Beer Pong Table
If vintage is more your style, we suggest something made of wood versus aluminium. While this board is nearly two feet long, it does fold in half for easy storage. Place it on top of your kitchen table for impromptu pong matches, or use it to tighten up your game before your weekend binge drinking. The wood board has pre-made holes for your cups, too, so spills just won’t happen. Phew!
4. Summer Forever Floating Pong Game
Okay, we might not necessarily describe this inflatable two pack as "chic," but it's a lot cuter than many of the inflatable pong tables on the market. (Personally, we think they look like slices of pizza and what goes better with drinking games than a slice of pepperoni pizza?) An added bonus is that these floaties aren’t connected, so tossing your pong balls to a moving target in the water gives it that extra dose of fun. (Or frustration.)
5. Coral & Navy Beach House Stripe Monogram Beer Pong Table
Satisfy your inner prep with this beachy table in white, navy, and coral. Foldable table is fully customizable—don’t forget your personalized monogram!—this puppy is begging to belong in a summer share house.
6. Deluxe Folding Beer Pong
The spurge on this list, this long table is for serious pongers only. Okay, that's totally made up, but this 8-foot-long table can be used for more than those midnight games of pong. Choose from three finishes: blonde, heritage, or rebel—each a slightly darker stain than the last—and start tossing! The legs are collapsible so you can easily store it when not in use, or keep it around for your more sedate weekday activities like puzzles… or storing your solo cups and ping pong balls.
