Maybe just asking him out would work?
A brilliant student has created a PowerPoint presentation aimed at her crush, detailing why he should date her.
Lizzy Fenton, an adorable University of Minnesota student studying Cell Biology and Development created the slideshow to persuade her crush, Carter Blochwitz, to ask her on a date.
Come on, Carter.
Titled “Why You Should Date Me,” Lizzy says: “Sick of your family nagging you to get a serious girlfriend? Look no further.”
This is followed by bullet points backing up her argument.
“I am a tantalizing conversationalist and can hold riveting table talk with your parents.”
“I am well dressed and will look classy at Thanksgiving dinner, family reunions, and other events of the like.”
“I have an edgy yet tasteful sense of humor that will be sure to win the approval of your mother.”
If “monogamy is not your style,” she has further arguments, like, her “boobs exhibit steady growth over time.”
That one is complete with a graph, showing she had grown from an A cup to a DD between the years 2013 and 2017.
Hey, she's got a sense of humor.
Plus, she’s OK on the money front.
Lizzy points out that she is “financially stable” with “wealthy behind-the-scenes benefactors (parents)” that can “spot her cash.”
She also includes celebrity endorsements from Channing Tatum (out of his league) and Miss America.
Her tweet has gone viral, with Microsoft, the company behind PowerPoint, tweeting her that she has made a "solid case" for herself.
One thing though. Carter tweeted at Lizzy, “This is very nice. Please stop contacting me.”
It’s unclear if they are already friends or if he is in on the joke.
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