Usually the angry red-faced human screaming in public is Donald Trump. This time it was a baby. But, like Hillary Clinton, expensive haircuts, diversity, China, losers, and the press, add babies to the list of things he hates.
On Tuesday, the presidential hopeful tossed a fussy little baby from his Virginia rally because the kid was screaming and crying over his speech.
It started off well enough, with The Donald hearing, then ignoring the baby, then gushing about babies. You know, babies are the best. I love babies. I’m the best with babies. Babies love me. I hire babies. I'm going to put babies in the White House. That sort of thing.
“Don’t worry about that baby. I love babies,” Donald claimed as he tried to talk about trade imbalance. “Don’t worry about it. I love babies. I hear that baby crying, I like it. What a baby. What a beautiful baby. Don’t worry, don’t worry. The mom’s running around like—don’t worry about it, you know. It’s young and beautiful and healthy and that’s what we want.”
That is, until he didn’t want it anymore. Go away, baby. You're upsetting Donald, baby. Rude baby. I'm building a wall. All babies will go behind the wall until they aren't babies any more.
No more babies. Now he hates babies. Babies are the worst. What losers. All they do is cry. They can’t even work. Ivanka was never a baby. Ivanka was hatched on the side of the road by Mar-a-Lago and she was already a grown, working woman. Ever see a picture of Ivanka as a baby? No, because it doesn’t exist. Oh, it does? Who cares? You know who’s a baby? Hillary. Hillary has a pacifier and a blankie. She sleeps in a crib. You know who else is a baby? Ted Cruz. The ugliest baby you’ve ever seen.
(How far off can this really be from Donald’s internal monologue?)
But for real, he wanted the baby gone.
“Actually, I was only kidding. You can get the baby out of here,” he eventually shouted from the stage in Ashburn. That’s all right. Don’t worry. I—I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I’m speaking. That’s OK. People don’t understand. That’s OK.”
Some parents weighed in on Facebook, commenting that Donald was wrong to throw the tot out—while others loved it, saying babies should stay home in their baby cribs where they can wail and poop and eat to their heart’s content. (They are just babies.)
Mom of three Leigh, from New Jersey, says, “Coming from the man who populated half the babies in NYC he should be used to the crying. But no worse than the crying of the country if he wins.”
Joe, from Brooklyn, says, “I’m a dad of two kids and my question is why would you bring your little baby to an event like that? Do you bring your babies to the movies, concerts, or sporting events?”
Vanessa, from New Jersey, says, “I wouldn't bring my kid to a rally. period. a crying baby is a distraction for everyone. that being said, the baby probably hated what Trump was saying and reacted accordingly.”
Kevin, from New York, asks, “Why would you take a baby to a rally?” “Especially any of these rallies they are having these days? Talk about poisoning a child's mind.”
Brett, from New York, says simply, “that is too funny.”
Lorraine, a mom of two from New York, says, “I wish that I could remove the most annoying baby from this world. Donald Trump.”
John says, “OMG I thought this was satire till I saw the video!”
Samantha says “Hh’s the only crying baby allowed at his rally.”
And finally, Funny or Die weighed in, saying, “Donald told a screaming baby to shut up. Unfortunately it happened at a rally and not in front of a mirror.”
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