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The Best Valley Season 1 Quotes Are Now on Merch: "I'm an Empath," "Words Are Hard" & More

Get ready for the next installment of Bravo's latest show with these exclusive must-haves. 

By Sophy Ziss

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Missing The Valley already? Trust us: We understand. With new and familiar faces, amazing one-liners, and all kinds of drama, The Valley Season 1 made for a truly memorable television debut. Naturally, we created exclusive Bravo merch to celebrate it. It includes quotes like "I'm an empath" and "Words are hard" from the one and only Kristen Doute and immortalizes some classic moments from Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright.

The three former Vanderpump Rules cast members weren't the only ones making headlines in Season 1. They were joined by then-married, now-divorcing Jesse Lally and Michelle Saniei Lally, expecting first-time parents Jason and Janet Caperna (who had welcomed a little boy by the finale!), Danny Booko and Nia Sanchez Booko, and Kristen's boyfriend, Luke Broderick.

Rounding out the cast were friends Zack Wickham, whom longtime viewers will recognize as a bestie of Brittany's from back in the Vanderpump Rules days (and Kentucky before that), and Jasmine Goode, herself a former SURver and a consistent voice of reason within the group. Since the Valley is itself not too far from the sights and sounds of West Hollywood, Vanderpump Rules cast members like Lala Kent, Scheana Shay, and Tom Schwartz all dropped by, as well.

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The cast of The Valley Season 1 on a neighborhood street with a barbq a baby pool and a toy car.

The result? Episode after episode of glimpses into early parenthood, pool parties, dramatic dinners, and another unforgettable trip to Big Bear. Plus, we got to see the official opening of the sports bar Jax's Studio City, watch Kristen re-launch her t-shirt line, and enjoy Jax's hair loss product launch party. Never a dull moment with this group.

On top of that, there were the quotes of it all. From Kristen declaring herself "an empath" to confidently brushing aside accusations of lying by saying "words are hard," The Valley gave us something to think about every episode.

We also had to throw in some pieces of merch for fans who love to remind their friends that they're the "number one guy in this group" or throw out an occasional "Rot in hell!" Of course, those are throwbacks to Jax and Britany's Vanderpump Rules days, but they still hold up. 

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