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I don’t understand Lu’s problem over the fish room. Last year, the fish room was where she and Bethenny bonded after being estranged for so long! We had a great time! Happy to be back rooming with Ramona after our ups and downs. We always make great roommates.
I’ve heard more moans in this yoga class than I’ve heard in the last six months. All that bending and stretching reminded me why I prefer to be a bottom sometimes!
Dorinda is a very proud lady, so I think taking us to Ventfort Hall, the old Morgan estate, was her way of apologizing to me for giving me such a hard time about the Morgan Family crest on my Sonja Morgan shoe collection last year.
Leave it to us crazy bitches to distract Bethenny from the guilt she has been feeling over the loss of Dennis. We’re all so needy, we kept her distracted with more trivial matters. And speaking of distractions, here comes the naked chef. Not sure whose butt we would rather see: Ramona’s or the chef’s?! It’s up in the air.
I can’t believe that Barbara is trying to throw ME under the bus with this Bethenny and Luann fight over B getting the best room. I’m the only one who has Barbara’s back! When Bethenny arrived, I was holding Barbara’s hand on the outside of the house looking in while the other girls said she doesn’t fit in and dressed pretty rough around the edges.
I needed to go berserk in the Berserkshires! It’s the only way to handle it. Of course, I had Coco as my trusty sidekick the whole time. I don’t know why everybody was freaking out and saying, "Put the down the dog, put down the dog!" They were basically saying put the dog down and nobody gets hurt! I felt I was going to get decked if I didn’t. Geez. Party poopers.
As you can tell from my reaction, it is NOT okay to touch the historic Morgan family letters. They need to be protected behind plexiglass. This is why I needed to move out of the townhouse. Maintaining antiques and historic artifacts becomes stressful. I need to just be Sonja again — the person that shows up to meetings, raises money for charities, and goes back to her own separate private life. I’m the mom to the Morgan family heir, but she’s off to college soon, so my job of maintaining the stability of her childhood home is done.
It’s my time now. I’m enjoying the free time to flex my creative muscles again with my fashion collection. In addition to my Signature Collection, Sonja Morgan New York, I now also have my ready-to-wear Sonja by Sonja Morgan, my Sonja Morgan shoe collection, and my recently released unisex Eau de Parfum.
Tune in next week to see how this crazy dinner ends...
In this episode, I wore the following Sonja Morgan New York fashions:
At the pool in the Berkshires, I was wearing a Sonja Morgan swimsuit that’s no longer available.