Bethenny: My Name Isn't Heidi Fleiss
Bethenny talks about her Skinnygirl party and reveals which of the 'Wives she thinks are the most fun.
Ladies who London
It was a bittersweet journey for Carole and Dorinda in London. I’m glad they were able to get through it together and be stronger because of it.
While the ladies were away, the crazies certainly did play. I laugh out loud watching Ramona and Sonja recap the trip. Ramona is attempting to convince Sonja that she wasn't kissing anyone and Sonja is saying “I see," aka bullsh--. Ramona hides onto a bullsh-- lie until it is on its last legs dying and begging for mercy.
Ok, well Ramona has only been with one man in her life. Let's go with that for now.
Those guys who delivered the invite were HOT. They were at the party along with a whole other slew of eye candy. My name isn't Heidi Fleiss, and I do try to work when not trying to get Ramona laid.
The men are to have fun with and dance with. If Ramona wants me to marry her off, moving her or her ex out of her apartment is a good start.
When she called out the bartender for his profession, I almost passed out. I wouldn't say what she said to anyone.
Ramona is painfully awkward, and if she isn't getting exactly what she wants, she pouts and stomps.
Moving on...all the girls had fun, and this will be an annual red party for me. Seeing us in the confident colors of luck and prosperity make me proud and happy. Women rule.
Everyone looked spectacular, the fun ones in our group are definitely Sonja, Heather, and Luann hands down, but Sonja took the cake AND the cufflink at this party.
She had the best line of the night: "I'm not even skinny, and I'm not leavin'" in some fabulous Brooklyn, Acqueduct racetrack accent. That made me happy. She also said to me, prior to me peeing in my jumpsuit and my tit popping out from laughter, and I quote,"I want you to know I just chipped my tooth ripping that guy's cufflink off." I mean, I can save a lot of money next year and just have me, Sonja, and a whole lot of Skinnygirl at that party.
Girls just wanna have fun, and that is all I want them to have. This party was my definition of success, and Sonja was the hit.
It ain't a party until someone pisses themselves, a tooth is cracked, and a boob falls out on the dance floor. Thanks ladies. And thanks, Ramona, because if I didn't have her balls to bust, this show would be no fun for me at all.
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