The last of this thriller ride is over.
Ramona took a pretty good beating last time, so it was understandable that she passed out. NOT. You cannot write this sh--. They threw the mold away with Singer, and I love it. To give you an idea of what the reunion environment is like, it would be like sitting in the middle of Grand Central Station on a weekday. To say the least, there is a lot going on. LOL. My goal in life is to sleep on command, so obviously I’m jealous.
Luann took a pretty good beating, too, and I have to say I was really happy to facilitate she and Heather making up. Not sure who drugged me, but I really do ultimately want everyone to get along. I think it surprised everyone that I brought that back with the B.
We did all go to dinner afterwards FYI, which was really fun.
Thanks for welcoming me back. What an amazing season it was. Should I come back again, I look forward to laughing with you even more. I had a lot going on last year, but had fun nonetheless. I am as happy as I have ever been right now, despite the clutter and mess that still exists.
We all have our issues, and I think that is what made me feel more compassion and connectivity with this group. Thanks for watching, and for the record, Madonna was rehearsing for the British Music Awards the night of Sonja's fashion show. And I banged Ryan Gosling in addition to George Clooney and Tom Cruise. It is the Housewives after all. Why let the truth get in the way of a good story? Believe me when I say that truth is stranger, and crazier, than fiction.
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