Stassi Schroeder Is Quarantined without a Crucial Item: "This Is a Dark Moment"

The Vanderpump Rules homeowner is, shockingly, missing one of her signature items. 

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Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clark finally have curtains up on their bedroom windows, but there's still something missing from their Mediterranean-style home in the Hollywood Hills. And if you ask Stassi, that something is pretty major. 

For context, let's not forget that Stassi is the founder of national #OOTD day, and has made it a habit to snap photos of her head-to-toe looks. So Stassi fans were in for a shock when she shared this in her recent Instagram Stories: "We've been in quarantine for, what, over 40 days? ... And, I don't have a full-length mirror in this house."

No, really. 

"I don't have an #OOTD mirror," Stassi said, glumly. "I have not seem myself, fully, for that long." In her caption, the Vanderpump Rules author wrote: "This is a dark moment for me." So, after pouring herself a pink cocktail, Stassi set about to fix the issue. 

"New project. Ordering a new OOTD mirror," she wrote in a slide that followed. And to kick if off, she started looking at one online that's out of her budget. It's actually out of anyone's budget, except, perhaps, Marie Antoinette's.

Showing a gilded antique mirror that was admittedly lovely, Stassi said: "This mirror is $7,000. If this mirror doesn't make me look like Bella f--king Hadid, what the f--k is it? What?" She later added that the mirror had been marked down from its original, even steeper price. "People who buy $10,000 mirrors deserve to be imprisoned on Scary Island with Kelly," she said, referencing an iconic RHONY moment

There is, however, one caveat: "Unless that mirror was from Versailles or some s--t, in which case, proceed," she wrote.

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In case you missed it, Stassi has a thing for Versailles

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